There is nothing wrong with your computer. Do not attempt to restart it.
I am now controlling the trasmissions. I control the uploads and the
downloads. I can display a thousand little smileys or expand one smiley
to become Pac-Man - and beyond. I can shape your bandwidth to any speed
my imagination can conceive. For eternity I will control all that you
see and hear. You are about to experience the aw and mystery which
reaches from the farthest parts of the internet to ..... The Denied
Ports. Please to wait, kthx!